Naruto Manga Thread


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QUOTE (Nathawesome @ Aug 21 2010, 10:04 PM) @ the last 3 people that posted... hahaha, What's with Sasuke and Naruto fusing and being gay together.. your'alls fantasies are WAY strange. Sakura is going to kill Sasuke in the end. End of story
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Please name me at least one female in naruto who:
- Did something significant.
- does not look like a man.
- Is not useless and irritating..
- does not have "special chakra"
- killed someone significant.
- had an actual significances in plot.
 
QUOTE (Anybody @ Aug 22 2010, 02:49 PM) - Did something significant.
- had an actual significances in plot.
Narutos Mom, the signifigance being she gave birth to the Idiot,and its because of him we have something to criticise week in week out, with out Naruto we wouldnt have this wonderfull entertaining plot with twists and turns suprisnging the reader each week
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QUOTE (Hiasubi @ Aug 22 2010, 09:03 AM) Narutos Mom, the signifigance being she gave birth to the Idiot,and its because of him we have something to criticise week in week out, with out Naruto we wouldnt have this wonderfull entertaining plot with twists and turns suprisnging the reader each week
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Oh but you see, Naruto was DESTINED to be born. He would be born regardless of Kushina's existence
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I just read the lastest chapter and what a joke... it's like they just drew this chapter for fun with nothing realist about it. Totally different than the usual chapters I'm used to.

...Guy jumps on bumblebees ARM?! lol and throws him, then summons a turtle in mid air just so he can get another jump booster! lol But the funniest part to me was when it showed that Naruto got a sprained ankle!.... really?! after 500 chapters of fighting, he gets a sprained ankle. lol

Yo friend Nate
 
QUOTE (Nathawesome @ Aug 25 2010, 12:32 AM) Naruto got a sprained ankle!.... really?! after 500 chapters of fighting, he gets a sprained ankle. lol
And now you know why we all frequently laugh at each chapter week after week. The only injury to his leg that would kinda be disabilitating to Naruto would be if his leg were to be pysicaly ripped off. And even then with his personality Naruto would still try to fight or hyperventalate. But he gets a sprained ankle, and just sits down and takes it, seriously, when has Naruto ever really accepted an inhability to fight?

Maybe our negativity and cynicism is infectious? lmao You have been warned Nate
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QUOTE Oh but you see, Naruto was DESTINED to be born. He would be born regardless of Kushina's existence
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Well aint much that can be said in response to that other than its probably true lol
 
So, next chapter:
- Konan accidentally stumbles on her own Kunai and dies
- Madara almost shows his face(almost!)
- Madara accidentally finds Nagato's body(again how did Kabuto revive Nagato if they do not have his body? I smell a retcon, here, kishi
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- Madara accidentally recruits entire WhateverVillageofKonan into his own side
- Kabuto creates zombie Kisame.
- it is revealed that Ino is a guy.
- Naruto grows a tree with his chakra but accidentally cuts his hand and gets an infection.
- Sasuke withers a forest with his eyes.
 
Now way. Now they are going to kill of Konan too?

Normally Im totally in for a good killing spree, but not if it only hits the wrong people -.-
 
"Light personified" poh hahahahhahahaha. This time around I didn't last even till page 2
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. Bravo Kishi. Truly a masterpiece
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QUOTE (Anybody @ Sep 02 2010, 03:19 AM) So, next chapter:
- Konan accidentally stumbles on her own Kunai and dies
- Madara almost shows his face(almost!)
- Madara accidentally finds Nagato's body(again how did Kabuto revive Nagato if they do not have his body? I smell a retcon, here, kishi
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- Madara accidentally recruits entire WhateverVillageofKonan into his own side
- Kabuto creates zombie Kisame.
- it is revealed that Ino is a guy.
- Naruto grows a tree with his chakra but accidentally cuts his hand and gets an infection.
- Sasuke withers a forest with his eyes.
Im not even surprised that stuff I wrote here actually happened and more XD





Madara giving Nagato the sharingan and justasplanning akatsuki and pain
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Oh and Konan attacking like some sort of mahou shoujo xDDD
 
Madara was the one who gave him the Rinnegan? Oh Really? Will he now be spouting the same lame stuff Aizen said to Ichigo about controlling his entire life? Oh come on, how lame.

But sure it was a mystery until now why Nagatos parents didnt have the Rinnegan.
 
No, srsly. I'd love to meet Kishi face to face :]. He's such an adorable little storyteller :>.

Plus, when I finally got over 'HIIIZA A LIGHT! SHINING LIGHT THAT SHINES SO BRIGHT! YAR EVUL!! EVUL DARKNASSSSSSSS' - thing, I got the point where... yet another lady in this god forsaken manga is pointless. I mean, how long did she fight? 5 pages? And a goner already? For crying out loud. Next we'll learn that Naruto is a greenpeace loving girly girl, hence he rarely wins anything against anyone except for foxhugging and treegrowing mega-oh-jutsu.

Anywayz. COMING UP NEXT:

=Naruto is gay in his everlasting need to revive all destroyed forests in the land of fire, henceforth he/she can easily revive Konan, who is made from paper=trees. And Sasuke will use his ameratsu to stand in Naruto's way and burn everything to the ground. Don't miss it!
 
This is becoming more and more of a chore to read each week. I mean seriously i gave him the Rinengan so I can just take it back when he is dead!? *sigh* But at least we saw more of Tobis face. Bleach was a divine intervention compared to Naruto this week.

Just out of curisotiy dont Ninjas do hand signs and what not anymore or is is just spam spam spam until you never run out your seemingly everlasting chakra?
 
QUOTE (Hiasubi @ Sep 09 2010, 09:03 PM) This is becoming more and more of a chore to read each week. I mean seriously i gave him the Rinengan so I can just take it back when he is dead!? *sigh* But at least we saw more of Tobis face. Bleach was a divine intervention compared to Naruto this week.

Just out of curisotiy dont Ninjas do hand signs and what not anymore or is is just spam spam spam until you never run out your seemingly everlasting chakra?
Since Sasuke was a prodigy and he didn't have to use seals, like never, then everyone else followed. Why do you think this thread is called the way it is? :]
 
QUOTE (qrdel @ Sep 09 2010, 08:05 PM) Since Sasuke was a prodigy and he didn't have to use seals, like never, then everyone else followed. Why do you think this thread is called the way it is? :]
Yeah lol, but seriously each week im determined to find 1 thing i like about the chapter, and i do it with every manga i read. But its becoming more and more harder to do it with Naruto. I mean i still cant get over the spained ankle form a couple of weeks ago.

Sometimes i really do wonder what the Japnese reading each week think of it, since i just cant accept that they see it as brilliant story telling and what not.
 
Methinks that 10-year-olds in Japan don't complain about it too much ;]. It's not like Naruto started off with the intent to hit adult readers/viewers in the first place ;]. The way it evolved into something fairly interesting (by that I mean all the arcs around and after the Chunnin exam, until the moment that Sasuke left Konoha for good) made older lads and ladies look into it more thoroughly. I think that Kishi once did note that Naruto was supposed to be adressed mostly to younger audience, but it turned out otherwise on the way.
 
you know what i think when i heard about madara rinngan to nagato? are they illegal organ smuggler or a robot? i mean is like "wow that arm is like i take it. oh no that leg is nice too i take it. ah i may need a new pair of eye too, what does you have?" are they from robot amourcore? they all seem to be trading body part with each other.
 
OK, that was so moar of a seriously stupid load of crap in this chapter too. So now everyone become a bridge on which Spamuto will walk to fight a gay battle with Sasqueueueue. Also, the theory of girls uselesness in Naruto has another dead proof - Konan spoke so high of her powers, and ended up dead. As usual.

Can't wait for more of this next week.

Furthermore, why am I not suprised learning that Madara was actually the goddamn creator of about everything that breathes in the Fire Country?
 
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